Funny partner firm combinations for people in the legal field
Let's start with
the most famous one, from the 3 Stooges:
Dewey, Cheatham & Howe
We can make a few variations on it:
Kenny, Cheatem and Howe
Dewey, Cheatham & Wynn
Are you "Just a Gigolo" and relying on your
"Sugar Mommy" for your future savings? Then call
Dewey, Swindler & Wynn
To compensate you for ALL that you've 'put
in'.
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#2.
A freshly mopped floor? Talk to
Slippen, Fall & Sioux
for your retirement goals.
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#4.
Making a major purchase? Time to call
Lowe, Ball
& Steele
as your legal negotiating team.
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#5.
Difficult case coming? Be sure to use
Dixon, Cox & Johnson
Specializing in the hard ones.
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#6.
Need a divorce on a low budget? Then call
Lever, Quick
& Hyde
to learn your options.
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#7.
Collect from your sports gamblers. Call
Fonda, Welch,
& Betz
since 'knee adjustments' are sort of frowned
on these days.
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#8.
Bad investment advice? Give us a call.
Wynn, Cash
& Howe
Turn your 401k into $401k overnight!
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Wynn, Case
& Gottfried
We put scum back on the street
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#11.
Luce,
Case & Hyde
Not all that good, but you'll never find us.
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#12.
Baer,
Butz & Spanken
Legal advice for BDSM.
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Walken,
Trippon & Fallon
Klutzes have rights too!
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#14.
Is your wife a nymphomaniac? Call
Dickens, Hyde, Hirr & Cummin
and learn your rights and options.
(Offices right above the swingers club)
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#15.
Been denied Maternity Benefits? Call
Labor, Payne & Borne
to get all that's due.
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#16.
Dewey, Edam & Spitz
Representing watermelon union members
world-wide.
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Admit it... you
expected some sort of
sexual reference on that one ;-)
#17.
Coxe,
Down & Dupp
Erectile Dysfunction law.
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#18.
Butcher, Cooke
& Edam
Specializing in food service and preparation
cases.
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#19.
Unfaithful wife? Call
Alda, Mann
& Cider
Divorce Laws
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#20.
Pandering charges? Call the offices of
Seller, Rass
& Pimper
Specializing in Escort Services.
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#21.
Fonda, Eaton,
Busch & Howe
#22.
Luce, Lipp
& Butz
#23
Dewer, Bush,
& Lever
#24
Eaton, Lamb
& Lovett
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#25
Rugg, Munch,
& Dyke
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#26
Lender, Money
& Luce
#27
Dewey, Zucker
& Humper
#28
Fonda, Lynn
& Grope
#29
Loven, Dix
& Cider
#30
Dewey, Dicker
& Spoon
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#31
Dickens, Hyde
& Throbben
#32
Ender, Payne
& Dumper
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#33
Johnson, Burns
& Leeks
#34
Love, Coxe
& Dahl
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#35
Robin, Graves
& Luten
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Munch, Rugg
& Dewer
#37
Loven, Freely
& Klapp
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#38
Dyer, Hare
& Trimmer
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Eaton,
Lamb & Curry
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Fonda,
Lynn & Loven
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Locke, Stock & Beryl
Dewey,
Misser & Howe
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Watts,
Zahn, Furst & Nohu
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A pun tribute to the classic pun skit!
Cummins,
Cider & Spoon
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Clapp,
Hahn & Klapov
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Forth,
Down & Hinchez
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Furst
& Cole
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Hall,
Lass & Runn
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Given,
Chase & Ketchum
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Pierce,
Deere & Lipp
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Dewey,
Dewar & Bragg
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Harden,
Long, & Thicke
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Take any of the pun names and create gift
mugs for your friends. These cups are solid
color when room temperature. Add a hot drink
and they magically change to reveal your
message. Use them to play a practical joke
on a friend. As far as they know, it's a
nice gift mug... until they make that first
cup of tea or coffee. Then SURPRISE! The
secret message reveals itself.