Doctor says to the
old man "I'll need to check your blood,
urine, and stool.
The old man who is virtually deaf, turns
to his wife and shouts "WHAT'D HE SAY?".
His wife says "the doctor said he wants to
see your underwear".
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Proctologist to his female patient:
"So tell me, just how did that
alimony check get way up there?"
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(Definition)- Wicker Box: What Elmer Fudd
does to his girlfriend.
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What did Ellen say to Cathy Lee?
Can I be Frank with you?
A
police officer was assigned to stake out
the parking lot of a rowdy bar and watch
for possible violations of drunk-driving
laws. Watching from his car, the officer
saw a patron stumble out of the bar, trip
on the curb, then try to open the doors of
a dozen cars before finding his own car
and collapsing in the front seat, where he
remained immobile. And where he continued
to remain immobile as the evening
progressed and others left the bar,
started up their cars, and drove away.
Finally, with the parking lot all but
empty, the patron pulled himself to an
upright position, started the car, and
attempted to pull out of the lot.
Immediately the officer pounced, pulled
the motorist from the car, and
administered an on-the-spot Breathalyzer
test. The result: 0.0% blood alcohol
content. "How can this be", the cop asked
asked the motorist. "Simple," the driver
said. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."