Some photographic memories are never developed
A bladder infection means urine trouble
I was voted 'Best Stressed'
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything
Great puns are their own reword
Math teachers create problems
Photo of princess kissing frog turned into prints
Chicken crosses road, it's poultry in motion
Stage performance about puns, a play on words
Poets express negative emotions inverse
Parisian bridge jumper still in Seine
Hungry clock goes back four seconds
Vegan says she knew him, insists he never met herbivore
Bladder infections mean urine trouble
Man doesn't pay exorcist gets re-posessed
Eathquake in Wash. D.C. Is it the governments fault?
Corduroy pillows create headlines
I looked for my watch but I couldn't find the time
A hungry clock can always go back four seconds
I didn't like cutting my hair but it kinda grew on me
I avoid funerals. I'm just not much of a mourning person
